Friday, July 23, 2010
Sleeping Wake
I find myself on a couch, eating Skittles. The year is 1998, but only barely. It is a year to the day of the Alabama game. How did I get there?
The beginning of the campaign is vague, and if the path is tread, from the moment on the couch to the beginning, one would descend into increasingly muddied waters, like a plane rising into a city of clouds, the ground obscured so that the clouds are the ground and you don't know where you are. You could be anywhere. Let's try and think, just to see what comes up.
It all began with an upset. The last time they came to town, they came and almost left in defeat. Almost and yet they didn't, riding back from where they came into the blood red sunset. Shock and awe; a strike, and they're gone.
This time was different.
We won, and with such vigor and force that we redefined the meaning of victory, so that, having experienced it, truly knew what it meant again. In retrospect, from what I remember of it, it was something so great that it defies me now, as if it was too good to be true. Let's keep going further.
After a sacrificial lamb (i.e., Baylor), in come the Irish. We practically begged Notre Dame to win the game, pleaded. At least, it seemed that way. Three fumbles in our own territory in the 4th quarter, and yet the defense held each time. They were impenetrable, their will indomitable. More than anything that happened on the field, I remember Lloyd, flailing wildly, a smile on his face. It was a different time, a different Lloyd, like a strange stand-in stunt double projection, something fictional. The Lloyd we all know, the one I know, is the endearing, crotchety man who told reporters outright that their questions were stupid. So it goes.
Time moves on. Indiana, Northwestern; Iowa with a scare. Things then start to come together. Michigan State comes into the dream, insolent and loud, conscious of its own self in relation to Michigan; painfully conscious. In short:
Young Charles Woodson, the one I will remember (not the professional imposter wearing colors that were chosen for him), defied the Fundamental Theory of What Is Possible. I remember him soar into the air, as if climbing some invisible ladder of diaphanous threads, to pull that ball from the air as if he meant to pull the planets from their orbits in one omniscient swoop, leaving a wake of maize and blue photons and nonsensical light, the type you might see if you close your eyes and push against your lids with the tips of your fingers. It is a moment to what was, and what can be. Football, indeed, is a team sport, but individual brilliance cannot be denied.
The image grows stronger as we move forward through this dream world, this dream season.
Penn State; the memories become more vivid, more concrete. I still don't remember everything--the plays, formations, the bedlam--but I remember that we were going to a dark place where we were expected to come out bloodied and defeated, like the troops in Blood Meridian, entering a hellish valley of a macabre aspect, foreboding dripping out of every part of the landscape, waiting to be ambushed by the Apaches. I went to Happy Valley for the game in 2008, and can thus only imagine the circumstances. A cold, unwelcoming place, seemingly in the middle of nowhere. The year is 1997, but it could've been any year, it could've been anywhere. If college football is a stage, then this was Shakespeare; somebody would emerge victorious, and somebody would not. Exeunt.
It was us who emerged from that strange valley, victorious; nay, triumphant. 34-8; destruction and sound and unadulterated painted the sky as we enforced our will on them, as Keith Jackson cracked jokes about Little Brian runnin' from Dad as a boy. Outback Bowl Brian was no more; a figment of the past.
We rode home with the spoils of war; a shiny new ranking. We geared up for another trip away from home, only this time we went West. Onward, to Madison. Again, we emerged the victor, only this time by ten. I remember, after the game, walking in some parking lot, somewhere. The rain coated the ground and the lights from the halogen lamps bounced off the blacktop like a hall of mirrors. I remember thinking how we only won by ten, worried, if we were going to win next week. There were more reasons than one for that worry. Next week was the week of The Game. Even then, having been alive only 8 years, I knew this game would be important, never mind the national championship implications.
And again, Young Woodson bursts out of our subconscious because he cannot be contained by mere abstractions. Woodson wasn't an exceptional punt returner...and before anyone had time to finish that thought:
The talk of the "priceless punter" only adds to the absurdity of it all. It was the second quarter, and although Ohio State eventually made it a game, the game was essentially over. Woodson had one last trick up his sleeve. The only games that even approach this one with regards to the number of times I have rewatched them at 3:40 in the morning with the lights turned off and my heart pumping like it was happening live, like it was really happening, are, maybe, the Alabama Orange Bowl--the emergence of #10--and the 2003 Ohio State game. Even so, the 1997 version of The Game still retains a kingly status in every part of my being, conscious or otherwise, that I cannot help but trace everything that has happened since to that point. Because, once you reach the apex, there is nowhere to go but back down, down amongst the normal, the mundane; the mediocre.
But look, we're back to where we started. The couch, and it is 1998 now. The sweetness of the Skittles. I distinctly remember the Skittles, but maybe that is just a metaphor for what was to come; the sweetness, that is. Or, maybe, I'm just imagining that. Anyway. The game raged on; we fell behind; we came back; we kept what we had regained; we struggled in the end; a final shot, but no; the time runs out. Two seconds, gone. In the world of Michigan football there exists a vortex of Lost and Gained seconds, from which we have drawn so sparingly to bring about our way of life. 2005; Lloyd asks for two seconds to be put back on the clock, and we win the game on a play with one second left. 1998; Ryan Leaf tries to spike the ball with two seconds left, but the clock runs out, and we escape yet another Kordell-ian tragedy. Where did those two seconds go? You know darn well where they went.
Remember, always remember, that there always exists another side:
Often things are given and taken away. "This game was stolen from the Michigan Wolverines."
And so, for now, we take a break. The dream isn't over yet; much remains to be explored. The world of memory parallels the state of cartography in Medieval Times; both are defined by imprecision, and, quite frankly, confusion. Before September 4th--before we burn those boats--let's keep exploring. Sometimes it will be easy to mine the past for answers, for explanations (not even that, for nothing can be expected to explain the shape of memories, nothing can be reasonably expected to expertly reconcile memories, crypto-dreams, with reality, with the ever-moving Present and what it entails; that is, that there is never enough time to really sit and think about why everything has converged the way it has upon this locus in the continuum of history, and, put simply, that we can never really know), for sketches of sketches of explanations--shadows--of what was and what will be. Sometimes, it will not be so easy, when we realize our emotions and our understanding of the facts and history in general don't always meet.
But, we can always try.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Memory
I've seen videos, footage of the games that happened before I began to pay attention in the way that I do now. I've spent much of my life catching up, in a sense, because so much has indeed happened. I was born days after Bo's last bowl win, and yet everything I know about that win is after-the-fact and seemingly tenuous, the type of thing that, without having experienced it directly almost loses the very fact of its existence. It is the type of thing that results in crazy looks and curiosity as to why you care so dang much, when you talk about it years later as if the tire marks on the road of history's progress are still fresh from the trampling ruckus that occurred on that field--January 1st 1997.
Even as I try to flesh out that memory now, I can find very little. It seems that maybe it doesn't exist after all. Maybe it was all a dream; an odd, Kafkaesque notion of bumbling mediocrity, of flailing and gnashing in the dark and trying, trying so hard but failing. What I did find is plain and sadly historical in tone, set against a monotonous, droning white background, covered with words that ring hollow in retrospect.
"I don't know if the tight end got jammed on the line or what, but Brian made a mistake," Michigan coach Lloyd Carr said. "We needed three points there and when they blitzed we expected them to blitz. Brian pumped a couple of times and made a bad throw."
Mistake. Expected. Bad throw. The relevant points. So simple and whittled away to the bare essence that it verges on the border of verisimilitude. And that's all I really remember. An interception and a return. A failure and another piled on top of it like a totem pole with vicious, frightening faces piled up so high and glaring down at you like a monster of epic proportions. That's all that game was; a pick 6. Sure, it was only 10-6 in Alabama's favor at that point with time to spare, but that doesn't matter because I didn't know that at that time and don't remember that. It is different know because I know everything about Michigan football, generally, as it happens, and because my memory is stronger and more capable of concrete formations of memory, things become less quixotic in a way. Things now happen and they happen in a specific way; I see them happening. A miscommunicated call against Indiana leads to an 85-yard touchdown. Shoddy safety plays lets an Iowa tight end run rough shod through the middle of the field to the endzone, unimpeded. A blocker takes the outside rusher and not the inside. Those are not simply mistakes anymore. They are strategic failures, failures of talent, failures of whatever else one can reasonably fail at.
Brian's pick 6 was just a mistake and nothing more. The difference is, no matter how ultimately meaningless the game was, no matter how inconsequential the mistake with respect to the ultimate result and the mistake's impact on the probability of victory--no matter all that--it still means something. Because I remember it, it summarized the game as a whole, maybe even the season. Maybe even an era.
As we know, from that locus of memory, the Outback Bowl of 1997, sprung something else, similarly monolithic yet diametrically insistent upon being the other side of memory. On one end, encapsulated in amber like a Jurassic fly, exists Brian Griese, heaving a misguided pass to somebody in crimson. On the other:
I don't know what occured between the offseason following the 1996 season that produced the spectacular butterfly of 1997, but something did and it was good. Not knowing what that was, really, is perhaps better. And so, we can only ease ourselves by rocking in our chairs at night, thinking about other things. Sometimes to deny is the best modus operandi.
This is 2009. An outstretched hand, collective breathing halted for a brief, tumultuous moment, like the first crack of lightning in a dark sky, making you go oh. Perhaps the stare decisis of Michigan football, the precedent set by Brian Griese v. Everything (1997) bodes well for our man in Ann Arbor. History has proven this very supposition to be so.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Oh The Places You'll Go
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.
I'm not sure there has ever been a figure that has gone on not to play for Michigan that has, at the same time, impacted Michigan in so many ways. Impacted the fans, the current team, admissions policy, and even future recruiting. The reasons for this far-reaching swath of shake-up are unfortunate and perhaps a little self-serving. However, to those cynics that will say we only care about football, I offer only my own opinion. I am certain that many will find that they share my sentiments.
Demar Dorsey is gone. It is official. He will not be suiting up for the Wolverines this fall. Instead, he will likely return close to home, back to his roots. I can only speculate on what is going through Demar's head right now. He tried to get away from it all, the bad influences and whatever else was holding him back. He could've stuck with Florida, but he made the conscious decision to pack up his life and go to Michigan,a foreign land. He was met with resistance from shadowy entities and arbitrary numbers and reasoning. We'll likely never know exactly why Demar won't be a Wolverine, but all I know is he should be, but won't.
I don't want to get into the politics of this too much. I will say that this should have never happened at all. If Dorsey was never going to be a Wolverine, he should've known this months ago. From a management perspective, the handling of Dorsey's admission to the UofM shows a significant lack of oversight and an absurd disconnect between RR and whoever was in charge of giving the proverbial green light. Any way you look at it, this reflects badly on Michigan. I'm obviously not saying that we should admit anybody simply for the fact that they've got 4.4 speed and uncanny instincts and hitting ability. I admire the fact that in the amateur sports landscape, where mercenaries are treated as legends because they know "what it takes to win." Even if Michigan wants to impose arbitrary academic requirements that exceed the NCAA's (and, for the record, I don't even know by how much said requirements exceed the NCAA's), this is a sad day.
It's easy for us to sit here and put on sad faces because many people's favorite recruit was denied admission. Yes, he would've likely challenged for significant playing time THIS YEAR. At the same time, we brought in a number of talented athletes, especially in the secondary, and, as we all know, no recruit is a "can't miss."
You’ll look up and down streets. Look’em over with care. About some you will say, “I don’t choose to go there.” With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down a not-so-good street.
No, this fiasco is deeper than football. I truly feel sorry for the guy. He's never going to play for my team, and I will likely never meet him or get the chance to talk to him. If I did have the chance, I would tell him that he deserved better. I would tell him that the fact that he thought highly enough of Michigan to pick us will make him a Wolverine in my eyes, despite the fact that he'll be playing in Knoxville or Tallahassee or Baton Rouge. The fact is, this showed that you can't steer yourself in any direction you choose, that trying to change often isn't enough.
In the inchoate stages of Waka Flocka-induced hysteria, we all imagined a warrior poet safety dancing over strewn bodies in the secondary, dealing vicious hits and and making big plays with a golden smile. That, or a lockdown corner reminding us of days past, the type of player that exudes "I dare you" when he lines up across from the opponents star receiver.
All of that seems petty now in light of the current situation. Michigan has directly altered the arc of this man's life, and while I won't go so far as to villify those involved in the decision, I will say that it is unfortunate and downright saddening.
You won’t lag behind, because you’ll have the speed. You’ll pass the whole gang and you’ll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you’ll be best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.
Every Michigan loss is unique in its ability to create pain. This loss is entirely different from any loss on the field. Perhaps it is selfish of me to say, but I wanted Demar to turn his life around at Michigan. I wanted him to get a Michigan education and a chance to distance himself from his past at Michigan. And, yes, I wanted him to become our first elite safety in many, many years.
I’m sorry to say so but, sadly, it’s true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.
It's amazing how germane Dr. Seuss's words are right now. As puerile as they may seem, I hope Demar takes them to heart and moves past this injustice he's been dealt. Wherever he ends up, I plan on following his career and rooting him on, pretending that he's wearing the winged helmet. I hope that he creates more memories that he'll never forget, like that day in the auditorium on February 4th.
And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and ¾ percent guaranteed.)
Demar, your mountain is waiting.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Little Boston

Saturday, May 22, 2010
Terrelle Pryor: 2010 Rose Bowl
Alright, so I got bored and decided to just put this up today. I went through every offensive series that the BTN showed yesterday, primarily watching Pryor. Did he show signs of legitimate improvement in this game, and should we, as Michigan fans, be even more worried about 2010's version of The Game even more than we already might be?
Well, "improvement" is somewhat vague and subjective. Pryor will probably never put up Troy Smith-type stats through the air, and he likely won't ever have to. Even Pryor's stats in this year's Granddaddy (23-37, 266 yards, 2 TDs and 1 INT) aren't mindblowing, especially given that this performance is supposedly an indicator of things to come for Pryor. Make no mistake, Pryor had a great game; however, I'm not sure if the performance wasn't more attributable to solid offensive gameplanning and Oregon's defensive deficiencies. I'll now go through and do my best to analyze each play that the BTN showed (some were assuredly skipped over), looking at the types of passes TP was throwing, and the types of situations in which he excelled/struggled.
OSU 26 | 1st & 10 | Shotgun, 1 back | A dangerous pass at the sticks that’s almost intercepted…not |
26 | 2nd & 10 | ‘Gun1B, Trips right | A |
30 | 3rd & 6 | ‘Gun1B | TP drops back and decides to take off, running through the middle of the line for 24. He comes up hobbling somewhat near the end of this play. |
46 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun1B (?) | Another short pass, this time to Posey for 4 near the right sideline. |
UO 42 | 2nd & 6 | ‘Gun1B | TP hits Posey, who is running a slant on the left side. The corner is playing WAY off (sound familiar?), so the throw is relatively easy. Musberger |
UO 29 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun1B | Flanker |
UO 22 | 2nd & 3 | ‘Gun1B | TP |
UO 13 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun1B | Sanzenbacher runs a slant |
UO 13 | 2nd & 10 | ‘Gun2B (Boren and Saine) | Quick |
UO 13 | 3rd & 10 | ‘Gun1B | TP drops back, finds no |
50 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun1B | Boren and Saine on either sie of TP; TP easily sidesteps a |
UO 4 | 1st & Goal | ‘Gun1B | Bad snap; Pryor has trouble bringing it in and does well |
UO 6 | 2nd & Goal | ‘Gun1B | Pryor fakes the handoff, dances up the middle for 3. |
UO 3 | 3rd and Goal | ‘Gun 1B | OSU runs what appears to be an option play. TP doesn’t |
OSU 16 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun1B | OSU runs the option play again; seemingly awkward pitch |
17 | 2nd & 9 | ‘Gun1B | TP drops back, begins to move around and eventually is |
17 | 2nd & 9 | ‘Gun1B | TP is sacked for a loss of 2. Sanzenbacher |
OSU 20 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun2B | Pryor dumps to Herron in the middle for a modest gain. |
24 | 2nd & 6 | I-formation | Some old-school Tresselball. |
28 | 3rd & 2 | ‘Gun2B | Herron picks up the first as Herbie |
32 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun1B | Quick pass to Sanzenbacher |
32 | 2nd & 10 | Under center, 1B | Run; Herron for 5. |
36 | 3rd and 5 | ‘Gun2B | Pryor scans the field and takes off after abut a second; tackled for a gain of 1, but a personal |
UO 48 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun1B | False start |
OSU 47 | 1st & 15 | ‘Gun 1B | Pryor takes a couple steps to his right and hits Posey |
UO 48 | 2nd & 11 | ‘Gun1B | Pryor drops back and lofts a pass with a little too much |
UO 49 | 3rd & 12 | ‘Gun2B | TP drops back, moves to his right and hits Herron who |
UO 34 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun1B | Hits Posey on the left with a quick slant (DB playing way |
UO 25 | 2nd & inches | I-form | Run up the middle; Saine picks |
UO 25 | 1st & 10 | Under center, 1B | Illegal shift |
UO 30 | 1st & 15 | ‘Gun 2B | Fakes sweep to Saine, |
UO 20 | 2nd & 7 | ‘Gun2B | Waits and takes off for no gain. UO’s bringing pressure |
UO 20 | 3rd & 7 | ‘Gun1B | 3-step drop and takes off, chased by several defenders. |
UO 14 | 4th & 1 | Maryland-I | Handoff to Saine for the first. |
UO 10 | 1st & Goal | ‘Gun1B | TP drops and looks to Posey in the corner of the endzone but overshoots him. |
UO 10 | 2nd & Goal | Empty trey | Flanker screen to Sanzenbacher. |
UO 13 | 3rd & Goal | ‘Gun2B | TP sticks in the pocket for a good while and slings a dart |
UO 46 (after Homan interception: 25 seconds left in 1st | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun2B | Deep drop, has all day to throw. |
UO 46 | 2nd & 10 | ‘Gun1B | TP throws a dart near the left hash to Sanzenbacher |
UO 28 | 1st & 10 | Under center | Spike |
UO 28 | 2nd & 10 | ‘Gun 2B | Feels pressure, scrambles and throws it out of bounds. :02 left; OSU opts for 3. OSU 16, UO 10. |
OSU 20 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun1B | Hands off to Saine for 5. |
24 | 2nd & 5 | ‘Gun1B | Yet another flanker screen to Sanzenbacher; |
33 | 1st & 10 | I-form | Run up the middle. |
35 | 2nd & 8 | I-form | PA rollout (to his left); TP goes deep to Posey. Throws a |
UO 29 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun1B | PA; rolls rights to hit Sanzenbacher. |
UO 24 | 2nd 5 | I-form | Saine picks up most of it here. |
UO 20 | 3rd & 1 | I-form | Saine pounds through for the |
UO 18 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun1B | Zone read is stuffed by UO…at least we’re not the only |
UO 21 | 2nd & 13 | ‘Gun 1B | UO brings the house but TP calmly hits Sanzenbacher, |
UO 21 | 3rd & 13 | ‘Gun1B | Token fake, shoots for Sanzenbacher |
OSU 13 | 1st & 10 | I-form | Saine for 5. |
18 | 2nd & 5 | I-form | Saine again for 2; Tressel reverting to old playcalling |
20 | 3rd & 3 | ‘Gun1B | UO again brings several blitzers. |
OSU 19 | 1st & 10 | Single back, Boren offset left | Herron for 2. |
21 | 2nd & 8 | ‘Gun1B | Pryor does his thing and scampers for the 1st |
32 | 1st & 10 | ‘Gun1B | Herron for 1. |
33 | 2nd & 9 | ‘Gun1B | PA, rolls right to hit Sanz. for 4. |
37 | 3rd & 5 | ‘Gun1B | Hits Sanz. on |
48 | 1st & 10 | I-form | PA rollout right…nothing open so TP scrambles left and is |
46 | 2nd & 12 | ‘Gun1B | Another option-esque play…TP |
45 | 3rd & 13 | ‘Gun1B | Musberger mentions how quiet |
UO 31 | 1st & 10 | Missed pre-snap as OSU picks up the pace | TP tosses incompletion, intended short for Sanz. |
UO 31 | 2nd & 10 | Under center, single back | Herron dances for 3. |
UO 28 | 3rd & 7 | ‘Gun1B | Offsides on UO tackle. Facepalm. Either way, TP picked up the first with his |
UO 20 | 1st & 10 | I-form | TRESSELBALL. |
UO 17 | 2nd & 7 | ‘Gun2B | TP throws a beautiful pass to Posey near the front left |
OSU 27 | 1st & 10 | I-form | Tresselball for -2. |
25 | 2nd & 12 | ‘Gun1B | Option; TP finally pitches it. Saine |
35 | 3rd & 2 | ‘Gun1B | Option again; TP keeps it for the first. |
40 | 1st & 10 | I-form | Tressel. UO timeout. |
42 | 2nd & 8 | I form | Naked bootleg for 7. |
49 | 3rd & 1 | I-form | More Tressel. First down. |
UO 49 | 1st & 10 | I-form | Tressel. |
UO 48 | 2nd & 9 | I-form | PA bootleg to other side; TP runs |
UO 36 | 1st & 10 | I-form | Herbie talks about TP’s |
UO 33 | 2nd & 7 | Victory formation | QB Kneel. Game |
Does all this mean anything at all?
Well, yes and no. Yes, this was arguably the best game of Pryor's career. The aforementioned numbers he put up are *insert any Texas Tech qb ever*-esque by OSU standards. The gameplan was classic Ohio State (i.e., ball control, whether via the run or the pass).
However, despite all of this, OSU only put up 26 points, 3 less than their season average. Oregon was not exactly a juggernaut on defense last year. Then again, OSU won, and that's all that matters. The deliberate, plodding style of offense that OSU employs limits opportunities to score, for either team, really. But about Pryor...
I will say that Pryor had a great game, and this post is in no way trying to discredit him or OSU's 2010 team. However, while reviewing this game, there are several obvious issues:
1) Decision time-Very few times throughout the game did TP hold on to the ball for more than a second or two; it was either quick pass or run. This tells me that Tressel perhaps simplified things, so that TP only had to look for 2, maybe even 1 receiver, before hitting the checkdown/running like heck. There's nothing wrong with this, because it worked, but I wonder if this is feasible against some of the better defensive teams in the country, especially if OSU hopes to make it back to the BCS Championship Game this year.
2) Short passes-I haven't gone back and counted, but a good majority of the passes were short ones, ten yards or less, and there were several flanker screens to Sanzenbacher. Of the 37 passes thrown, I counted only 10 that went 10+ yards (give or take a yard) in the air, and only 3 that went for 20+ (the Posey bomb, the Ballard jump ball, and the Saine wheel route). Then again, the fact that all 3 were completed is good news (for OSU, mind you).
3) Receivers-Pryor only hit Posey, Sanzenbacher, and the tailbacks (as well as the one to Ballard). It worked in this game, but if OSU faces a team with a good corner they may be in trouble (re: 2007 OSU-UF game). Take away the deep threat (i.e., Posey) and suddenly OSU could struggle, especially keeping in mind thethe lack of a superback like Beanie or an extremely accurate quarterback in Pryor. Then again, I guess that could be said about any team.
Conclusion: As frustrating as a conclusion it is to make after doing all that, I think that this game means very little in the grand scheme of things. Pryor looked great, running as well as passing. However, there's a difference between poise and Clausen-type poise...that is, hitting 4-6 yard passes is nice, but eventually teams are going to lock that up. The gameplan was crafted perfectly, and the OSU defense played as they usually do. Pyor was asked to make a quick read and run if it wasn't open, which is fine when you're up against an average defense. Against a top 10 defense, TP likely won't be able to just take off and run when his first and second options are covered. The Saine and Posey passes (the deep pass as well as the 4th Q touchdown) were all very nice passes, and TP showed consistent accuracy in the short passes as well, just as is to be expected of a D-I quarterback.
Either way, TP will be a handful for our Wolverines, regardless of how much the defense improves this season. 188 days till The Game.








